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9 Things Guys Think When You’re on Top

#7. Please don’t break my penis

Please don't break my penis

This is a terrifying thought when you’re bouncing up and down so wonderfully on top of me, but please be gentle. Any sharp movements or a tumble off the bed could cause serious injury. So, if you don’t want to spend the evening in A&E with me and my broken penis, be careful.

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