The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can’t get excited about anything – including colors – so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension – nothing more, nothing less. It’s “wham, bam, thank you ma’am”. Women don’t make love, they have intercourse. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other’s infidelity a blessing.